DS's jokes - compilation !

One would see from DS's jokes that he loves to play on words - he still does... 

1. Changing the rhyme "To market to market:" to  "one market, Two market" (very young age of 3 or 4)
2. Appa kalla grass irrukuthu - Dad has grass in his legs (aged ~5)
3. Mom teaching, Wild animals will be in forest and zoo it will bite. DS said: Mosquito is a wild animal.
4. Dad: If you tell samething daily we will get bored. DS: Appa is going to same office.
5. DS cousins: Do you like Amma or chicken? DS: (Diplomatically) Amma makes chicken.
6. Changing his cousins name "Aishwarya" to "Aish-varadhu" in our language (meaning Aish wont come)
7. While DS taking bath mom saying, "Rub your legs and hands nicley"  - DS laughing "I dont have an eraser here".
8. At school, while playing a teacher asked, "How are you?" DS responded, "Better than you" - dont know what he was really thinking !
9. Changing the song "O Sona O Sona" to  "A Sona, A Sona"
10. VadaPalani – Morphed to dosa palani
11. Egmore station – Morphed to Egg-"less" station
12. Mom: Do you want this MTR pickle, DS: "Give me fullR pickle."
13. What is the difference between butter and butterfly? DS: "butter"
14. Who is the president? "Not me"
15. Dad switches the GPS off, in the car; then DS says"I am the GPS and giving directions" and imitates GPS
16. Mom explaining who a Don is, what he does etc. DS asks, "Do you like don?" Mom: "No"; DS says, "then you should like dusk."
17. DS has his favorite teddy bear, names him Bapu. Dad also calls DS Bapu, at times. Once when Dad called Bapu....DS brought his bear and gives it to dad, saying "take, you asked for Bapu", with all smiles.
18. Making fun of his teachers name Mr.Wan(g) – Mr.Truck
19. Mom talking about helicopters, DS talking about the number of blades in it. DS asking "Will there be an helicopter without blades." Mom thinks; DS says, "A toy broken helicopter!!!"
20. In our friends house there were two side tables, small cube & a medium sized cuboid, DS was curious asked what it is? Our friend explaining about the medium side table, there is a place to keep small stuff like remotes etc., DS asking about the small one, she said "It is solid." DS asking, "Do you call this liquid?"
21. As Ds was going to school, it was drizzling, dad said, "Once you go to school, you run fast to your class, so you don't get wet." Evening when DS came back dad asked,"Did you get wet before going to your class?" DS, "only 1%, but one day I got wet 100%" Dad little worried asked "when was that?" DS,"while taking shower."
22. We wanted to go to our friends place, DS did not want to come, so saying,"I can't come, I have a meeting with my friend."
23. "Appa-Amma have cereals in mornings, thatha-patti watches serials at night"
24. When DS and his friend playing he purposely left 8 while counting. When she asked, "Where is 8?" He said, "It is gone on a leave."
25. Ammavasai – pattivasai (Ammavasai in Tamil is new-moons day; its also a play on the word Amma (meaning mother) - DS changes it to Patti, meaning Grandmom)

(Jokes as compiled around May 2009)